i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.
ROCKET : BEYONCE
I need to have sex right now.
Jennifer Lawrence as Rosalyn Rosenfeld
I’m with you. I’m always with you.
Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”
he places the leash down on the ground so carefully
the relief of finally doing something I’m extremely anxious about is the only high I’ll ever need
ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men